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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, âTear along the dotted line'".
Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!"
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
What's a doll's favorite food?
Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their backs scratched.