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Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
"Now what should I do?"
His mother has an idea.
"Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner.
His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.
" I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."
" What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.
" We hadn't started eating yet."
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost his skin.
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some light refreshment!