Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
One day two blind men started fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."
Both men ran away.
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
What are the two greatest lies?
"The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
What does KFC and a woman have in common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home."
