Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

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I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

Rating: 4.8 |

'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?
'Thirty two!'
'Why did you say that ?'
'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'

Rating: 4.8 |

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

Rating: 4.8 |

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

Rating: 4.8 |

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits.

Rating: 4.8 |

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