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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
They all have phones.

Rating: 4.6 |

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
A bald beagle!

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !

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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Rating: 4.6 |

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !

Rating: 4.6 |

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