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'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

- She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened upon them.

He said, "You know, the hair follicles on a moose have a grain to them
that causes the hair to lie toward the back. The way you are dragging that
moose, it increases your coefficient of friction by a huge margin. If you
grab it by the antlers and pull, you will find the work required to be quite
minimal."

The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, "I can't believe how easy it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran across that Biologist."

"Yeah.", said the other. "But we're getting further and further away from our truck."

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