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Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil: Banana.
