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A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That's his problem."
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?