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The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."

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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Rating: 4.4 |

What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.

Rating: 4.4 |

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !

Rating: 4.4 |

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.'
'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'

Rating: 4.4 |

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