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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bill."