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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.
"When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said.
"Why, was he disappointed with the view?"
"No, he fell over the edge."