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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Rating: 4.4 |

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

Rating: 4.4 |

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.
Mrs Baggy: Tried to?
Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

Rating: 4.4 |

Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

Rating: 4.4 |

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

Rating: 4.4 |

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