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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into
the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the
director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five
years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever
"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you
wanted somebody with imagination."
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops
down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake
the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't
climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big
guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of
nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and
he pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the
vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?
Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"