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Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!