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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the driveway the girl asked her mother "Why dont these people have electricity?" Very confused the mother said, "Wut are u talking about?" The girl quickly replied, "Well, the sign back there said NO OUTLET!"

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"

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