Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!