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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.'
'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.
'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.