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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !