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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Rating: 5.0 |

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops
down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake
the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't
climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big
guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of
nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and
he pukes all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the
vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"

Rating: 5.0 |

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

Rating: 4.8 |

How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!

Rating: 4.8 |

How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!

Rating: 4.8 |

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